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I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 18:16

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Or are you just a 12-year-old kid in Mom’s basement finding things to do in between masturbation sessions?

Oh look, it’s Jack again. Always claiming to be British, and clearly not British at all.

He’s here to bad-mouth the UK at every opportunity, using “questions” as his modus operandi.

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

So, Jack, why don’t you get a life? Or maybe get a real job?

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